I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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