what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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