dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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