we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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