like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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