Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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