no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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