Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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