When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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