Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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