Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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