Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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