like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
