Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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