If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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