i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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