So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I look better un-naked...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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