There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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