he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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