This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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