we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This baby is an asshole
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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