Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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