"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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