And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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