Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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