So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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