You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
wow bdsm is so cute
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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