i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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