its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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