Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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