At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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