Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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