is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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