so explain again why im purple
no
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
