He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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