I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im six kinds of drunk right now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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