I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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