im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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