I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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