1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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