Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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