Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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