Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I want to fling myself into the sun
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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