Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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