remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
