He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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