come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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