Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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