Me too!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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