her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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